Drunken Master

withquestionablewit:

oh my god! you’re straight? i never would have guessed. you just seem so nice and pleasant and thoughtful; not at all like the other straights i’ve met

The prince fought valiantly.
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon.
The stories fairytales don’t tell (via shy-fawn)

espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

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Actually, you start liking beer because of the euphoria from the alcohol and other ingredients. Your brain creates a link between those and the taste of the beer itself, causing you to eventually like the taste directly. Most bitter or spicy foods work in a similar way.

logicd:

i-dont-speak-indian:

I’m going to need white people on tv (or in general) to not be “ethnic”, play Indian, act like they magically understand India from watching fucking Bollywood, and just generally being racist, appropriative bitches.

Guinevere from Merlin

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Lancelot from Once Upon a…

Miles Morales isn’t a black guy playing a white part, he’s a black character who happens to also have Spider-powers.  He took over the Spider-Man persona when Peter Parker died, and even changed the costume to make it clear he WASN’T trying to “play” the role of the original.  And since the original’s identity was still secret in the Ultimate universe, few people knew the race of either Spider-Man.

lejacquelope:

People are going to get KILLED because drivers are distracted by this crap. Even if Google FAILS to stop these laws, people will do this shit just like they drive while texting despite the law.

As soon as Google Glass hits the mainstream, pedestrians and drivers alike will pay the price for this……

There are people trying to ban a product before it is released because they imagine that it might be used dangerously.  These people are the dangerous ones, not the people who want consumer electronics to be legal.  This is just as idiotic as the people who still act like “reefer madness” was a goddamn documentary.

theroguefeminist:

drunken-rambling:

theroguefeminist:

we need a disparaging nickname for neurotypical people

straight ppl = straighties

cis ppl = cis scum

men = dudebros

white ppl = crackers (note that im white + im just listing the ones i know)

neurotypical = ???

abled = ???

i thought of normies but that has problems ‘cause not all neuroatypical people are ok with the idea we’re abnormal

sane

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no one asked any typicals for their opinion

Unless you were unaware that they were on Tumblr, yes, you literally did

note-inthepages:

shredded-sorostitute:

theuppitynegras:

buddhavavoon:

straighttohelvetica:

Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie.

This mentality is still prevalent in today’s world 

Y’all can see how fucked up it is for the pharaoh to kill innocent people but in wrong if I say I don’t support the troops for the exact same reason

That’s because the troops don’t choose who to point their gun to; they only choose to try to protect the freedom and citizens of their country.

Whoomp there it is…

Wait isn’t Moses the same dude who magically killed thousands of children just to make the Pharoah change his mind

theroguefeminist:

we need a disparaging nickname for neurotypical people

straight ppl = straighties

cis ppl = cis scum

men = dudebros

white ppl = crackers (note that im white + im just listing the ones i know)

neurotypical = ???

abled = ???

i thought of normies but that has problems ‘cause not all neuroatypical people are ok with the idea we’re abnormal

sane

Breathe all the time, is my point here, because you’ll die if you stop. You’re welcome for the wise advice btw

Breathe all the time, is my point here, because you’ll die if you stop. You’re welcome for the wise advice btw

Dear straight/white/cis/het/men;

poppypicklesticks:

stfueverything:

You are not oppressed. You could be discriminated for being straight/white/cis/het but you are not oppressed. I don’t care if “certain cultures” in “certain countries” can oppress you. Because if you have to go to some tiny corner of the world in order to be “oppressed”, you’re not oppressed at all.

A middle class heterosexual Canadian woman lecturing gay/trans/non-white men that they are not oppressed but SHE IS. 

Also, “outside of certain neighborhoods in the USA and Canada” is apparently a tiny corner of the world.