Drunken Master
Dear businesses in general:

If you’re so swamped with customers that you can’t keep up and are losing business due to slow service, that is called BOOMING and means that you can in fact afford to hire more people. Workers are super easy to find if you offer decent living wages, because Iin most industries you’re gonna be the only one trying it. You’re turning the best case scenario for a business into a problem, don’t be fucking stupid.

Dear auto repair industry:

If someone can afford to to your business at all, it almost always means that they have a job, which almost always requires that they have a vehicle of some kind either tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow. Taking three days to open the damn hood and give an estimate before you’ve even started is a good way to make sure that they never patronize your business again.

iglovequotes:

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@poetryslut

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

@poetryslut

ultrafacts:

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Wouldn’t that shorten to “Pak-Man,” then?

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Wouldn’t that shorten to “Pak-Man,” then?

kylekallgren:

neilcicierega:

thehpalliance:

The YouTube community needs net neutrality.
The world is better off with the Potter Puppet Pals in them. Whether you’ve only seen Mysterious Ticking Noise or consider yourself a seasoned puppet historian, it’s clear that these puppets could probably take over the world. Instead, they make people laugh. We’re happy they’re here, and we’re happy we can get our PPP fix whenever we want to just by going to their channel. We want it to stay that way.
If big cable companies had their way, content would stop being equally accessible. For YouTubers, uploading videos would be next to impossible to begin with and we’d have to wait hours just to watch one video. Meanwhile, network television clips and dodgy advertisements would get priority access to your eyeballs.
We need to let the FCC know where we stand.
Join thousands of channels in signing the petition.

Help keep the puppets alive.

Best argument I’ve seen.

kylekallgren:

neilcicierega:

thehpalliance:

The YouTube community needs net neutrality.

The world is better off with the Potter Puppet Pals in them. Whether you’ve only seen Mysterious Ticking Noise or consider yourself a seasoned puppet historian, it’s clear that these puppets could probably take over the world. Instead, they make people laugh. We’re happy they’re here, and we’re happy we can get our PPP fix whenever we want to just by going to their channel. We want it to stay that way.

If big cable companies had their way, content would stop being equally accessible. For YouTubers, uploading videos would be next to impossible to begin with and we’d have to wait hours just to watch one video. Meanwhile, network television clips and dodgy advertisements would get priority access to your eyeballs.

We need to let the FCC know where we stand.

Join thousands of channels in signing the petition.

Help keep the puppets alive.

Best argument I’ve seen.

I’m so angry that the person who made this didn’t use “brutalitea”

I’m so angry that the person who made this didn’t use “brutalitea”

vitharrmetal:

drunken-rambling:

theultimateoverlord:

theotakux:

kumagawa:

u right tho..white privilege just some tumblr bullshit..def. not applicable in the real world..damn

We don’t know where those first two images are from. They’re likely states with OPEN CARRY laws. The article is from Ohio. I live in Ohio. Ohio has CONCEALED CARRY laws. It’s illegal in Ohio to carry a firearm out in the open. It has to be hidden. In some states, you can carry them however you like. While it’s true cops need to be less trigger happy, without more details on the top images (specifically, if they’re in a concealed or open carry state), comparing the two is a false equivalency.

I’m not saying this absolutely ISN’T racial. Just that we don’t have enough information to make that call for certain.

What, this? This shit is ancient. From what I remember, he picked up a very realistic looking weapon and started firing it,  injuring several people, somebody called the cops, and they shot him, because that’s what you’re supposed to do in that situation. Unless this is something different, you’ve just played fucking internet archeologist over something that got settled weeks ago.

How would you fire a toy gun, injuring several people? Being realistic wouldn’t make it actually real

No but why is it ever ok to bring an assault rifle to target?

It’s not. If some idiot tries doing that shit to make a point, scream “HE’S GOT A GUN!!” and evacuate the store. If people do that enough, store owners will stop putting up with customers pulling that shit

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

Don’t call me a killer or I’ll kill you! Super rational right there

theultimateoverlord:

theotakux:

kumagawa:

u right tho..white privilege just some tumblr bullshit..def. not applicable in the real world..damn

We don’t know where those first two images are from. They’re likely states with OPEN CARRY laws. The article is from Ohio. I live in Ohio. Ohio has CONCEALED CARRY laws. It’s illegal in Ohio to carry a firearm out in the open. It has to be hidden. In some states, you can carry them however you like. While it’s true cops need to be less trigger happy, without more details on the top images (specifically, if they’re in a concealed or open carry state), comparing the two is a false equivalency.

I’m not saying this absolutely ISN’T racial. Just that we don’t have enough information to make that call for certain.

What, this? This shit is ancient. From what I remember, he picked up a very realistic looking weapon and started firing it,  injuring several people, somebody called the cops, and they shot him, because that’s what you’re supposed to do in that situation. Unless this is something different, you’ve just played fucking internet archeologist over something that got settled weeks ago.

How would you fire a toy gun, injuring several people? Being realistic wouldn’t make it actually real

srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

Either way you’re getting fucked